Pour a 40 on the Curb for William F. Buckley

 Though American conservatism would’ve been better off following cordial, Eisenhower-style detente rather than Buckley-style scorched-earth polarization; he still represents a more thoughtful, self-realized strain than his mouth-breathing neo-con progeny.  So tip your drink both to the man, *and* to the fact that you’ve outlived the fucker. Here at “Reading Too Much Into It,” we always honor the thoughtful, no matter how far down any particular rabbit hole they go.